Santa Facts

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Quick facts about Santa Claus you may not have known ;)

How reindeer fly

So how do my reindeer fly? Well they are a rare breed indeed, but I have a team of elves that are dedicated to finding reindeer that are capable of what some call, the gas-bang theory… It also takes close to 350 years to train a reindeer…

Well the reindeer is capable of converting the gas generated from eating a lot of beans and cauliflower into a lighter gas than the oxygen found in the air. When this happens, it actually allows the reindeer to float, and the lighter the gas, the higher it can fly…

- Santa’s Journal

How Mr. & Mrs. Claus met

Mrs Claus and I met a long time ago, back when I was only delivering presents in Europe… On this particular Christmas Eve, I was in what is now Denmark, and was going to deliver some gold to Adriaan Ganesvoort… So after I threw both bags through the window, I realized that one of them was the wrong bag, it contained a variation of marbles for Adriaan’s neighbour. Now I had to find a way to get that bag back and replace it with the proper one…

I took a couple steps back, started running and jumped up into the window and just when I thought I was going to go through and land on the floor, I got stuck – stuck in the window frame… I thought I was really quiet, but then I heard a young woman ask if I needed help. I looked up, and there she was, the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on…

So as we tried to come up with some ideas to help me out, we spoke. I found out that she had a good heart, loved helping children and wanted to spend the rest of her life doing good. I was in love…

So now I was in love, and stuck in a window. I looked down in despair and noticed something – a latch. I was stuck in only half the window! I opened the latch and the wooden panel opened up, and I fell to the ground. Now Mrs. Claus was embarrassed for having not realized that the window was half-closed. She apologized, and I chuckled my first ho ho ho!

Then I took a gamble. Right there on Christmas Eve, in Denmark, I proposed to Mrs. Claus. She said yes, and the rest is history.

- Santa’s Journal

7 Responses to “Santa Facts”

  1. klea says:

    hi i like to have a mp3 or an i- pod for x-mas thank u

  2. Loza says:

    Can i have ipod, bike, loadspeakers for my ipod and A Series Of Unforunate Events the book

    pleasssssssssssssssse SANTA

    Merry Christmas Everyone

  3. santa luver says:

    i luv u!

    and by the way can i pleaze have some ghd’s?

  4. Santa [himself] says:

    No Loza you may not have all those things as you are indeed on the naughty list…

    i’d like to spank you

  5. No no no klea! You are the naughiest person on my list and I’m very mad at you! Since coal is too expensive to give you, I’ll guess I just won’t give you anything this year. Just you wait AND SEE!

  6. Rianna says:

    hi!!!!!!!!! santa rianna here in england london i want 1 thing no 2 wait 3 form u 1.fake bow an arrow (i know i like this stuff) 2.make up like my colour foundation and conclear my colour and 3. a boyfriend hopefuly suha thank u bye

    p.s luv u my friends don’t belivie in you but i do



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