At work last week one of my coworkers wanted to know the definition of a specific word (in Ukranian or Russian). He went to this site called Lingvo Anyway, we all got a laugh out of the definition so decided to play with it a bit.

Well, the first thing we looked up was “ass” for some reason. This took us to “piece of ass” interestingly enough. Here is what the dictionary has to say:

So ring the bell and when the woman come give her the twenty dollars and tell her you want a piece of ass

And, for “piece of tail” from that page’s link we get:

Get me another drink. And then let’s go and find a girl. You’ve got a piece of tail. I want a piece of tail too.

Interesting examples, indeed. At least they are “useful” definitions and use scenarios. I wonder who wrote this stuff…