So, Blogaholics is about a month old now. I was just looking over at our statistics package with AW Stats and I decided I really had to post something about the search phrases people use to find us. Some make sense based on our content… others, not so much.

Here are the oddest, most bizarre search phrases used to find blogaholics, listed in order of popularity (meaning more than one person actually found us this way):

–note, my comments are in brackets

two headed baby
two headed babies
parasitic head
two-headed baby
parasitic head baby
baby with parasitic head (seeing an odd pattern yet? I will stop here, there are more like this though)
please show me pictures of and actual esophagus or images (um, sure)
sexual cartoons
hunted places amusement park
boing sounds
camel porn (did you see it yet?)
lip gloss for 50 & older
largest mammal
do people love starbucks chantico? (answer, no)
get paid money for cell phone towers on property
file door problem
taking too many tylenol
warm gift (warm in what way?)
tequila nextel (interesting)
cheerios bar recipe (what?)
mac and cheese games
drink water through straw (you need to know how, or what?)
cherry coke subliminal message
butt wiper aid (this one has me very confused)
stereotypes about archaeologists (would be interesting to know)
dominican porn stars (and they found us how?)
scrub up sink
pictures of a healty tongue (what does this person’s look like?)
camel porn sites (weird people out there)
shopaholic illness
the problem of procastination (who searches this?!)

What do you think? Crazy, heh?